Hail! I have always been a fan of Sarah Maple. Being primarily a writer (avec cat) it meant that I could never really do the whole 'photographing myself' thing.
My favourite is her collection of 'Cocks'- I have included some of my favourites below:
What is the cock but some inanimate object that only moves when WE make it move? You are pathetic ye cock, little little willy.
'Young Persons Rail Cock'