Warning to all Women!

I call on you not to respond to the vile adverts Avon (cunt killer) cosmetics are bringing out next week! They are really bad because those women that sell us lipstick are just undermining our bodies. Yes i have a body, I'm perfectly happy with my body. But I AM NOT perfectly happy with my brain.

Sell me brain lipstick- books and puzzles and rap. I will happily buy it from you at my door, you with your silly silly little basket. But do not leave out my brain!

Women should start thinking about their heads more than their faces.